stoner jobs

[RedRainDrop]

I work at my dads car shop.... i wash cars, built a fence, and do watever needs doing down there....

Im blazed everyday... i get 10$ an hour... its sweet

RedRainDrop Reviewed by RedRainDrop on 07-27-2006. stoner jobs with you ( the person reading this ) being a stoner, or at least a pot smoker whom enjoys it, what would you say would be the ultimate stoner job?? i work at subway, and with a case of the munchies every day, it works out pretty damn good haha whadda bout yall? Rating: 5

[JR77]

A cool job would be to work at a pot cafe in Amsterdam!

[jamstigator]

I liked my Army job in Grenada, once the hostilities had died down and we'd kicked the Cubans' asses back to Cuba. Basically, my job was listening to the music played on the radio station we built there for 17 hours every other day or so, and it was mostly nonstop reggae music.

Pot was everywhere, and it was super cheap, $120 per POUND, so I was constantly baked. On the off days, I'd hit the (gorgeous) beaches, dance in the streets of St. George's with the natives, hang out with Army and Grenadian friends, and generally get ripped on pot and/or rum.

The music did grate on me after a few months, so I got wasted one evening, and me and a friend intercepted the radio signal (which was piped to us from St. George's, the capital), and replaced their Sunday night 'Quiet Hour' (religiously themed show) with a smattering of AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Ted Nugent and the like, which could be heard from the coast of Brazil all the way up to the southern tip of Florida. When the FCC investigated, I told them something along the lines of, "Yes, I recall that night. There were some odd aberrations in the ionosphere that evening causing a multitude of propogation irregularities..." and their eyes glazed over, and they left with that mystery unsolved. Heh.

[BloodAngel]

Delivering for roundtable pizza. you can go smoke a bowl/run errands/pick stuff up on every delivery and chill drinking soda/eating when there's no orders. I even sold weed to the people I was delivering to sometimes

[dukey]

surprised no ones said this, CAMP COUSELOUR! i actaully just play with kids all day. i help run a camp at our skatepark/playground so in the morning i teach kids the basics of skating, play tag on the playground, eat a free catered lunch, then go swimming. i get the 5-8 year olds, so they do whatever you tell them and don't talk back, so i chill with them all day. i don't need much authority andd it feels like i'm in the camp myself. and there's no boss or anything, so i do as i please.

and i deliver flowers, usually 2 a day, which is sweet.

[TXmazda]

i work at a sandwich place called Jimmy Johns, we deliver and I'm a delivery driver ... it's fun .... we're also next to a college so smoking with the customers is always a high point of my nights. Sadly they don't pay for my gas ... which sucks ... but on a good night I can pull $100-$150 ...

[TXmazda]

that's in tips, before my hourly (7.50)

[iwantFUEGO]

how do you do that? (grow marijuana for medical users?)

[sa368]

I probably have the worst possible: commissioned sales associate for Macy's. It can get quite comical sometimes however.

[Smatchimo]

dude, i used to be a pizza guy for a local business. it was the shit. all my frined would tip me with bong hits and whatnot. the owner was the coolest guy ever. we became hella good friends, but he got in a fatal accident and his sister took over. so i didnt stay for too long. stupidest shit ever