stoner jobs

[stevejess]

my job BLOWS, i help run a concession stand at a little league but the thing is gigantic and it has so much shit, all these little bitchass kids come up and ask me what they can get for a dollar, read the fucking candy list you dumb shit.

i hate it.

but its 11.00 an hour under the table so ill take it.

That's funny Shit about the dumb kids.

stevejess Reviewed by stevejess on 07-26-2006. stoner jobs with you ( the person reading this ) being a stoner, or at least a pot smoker whom enjoys it, what would you say would be the ultimate stoner job?? i work at subway, and with a case of the munchies every day, it works out pretty damn good haha whadda bout yall? Rating: 5

[Big Calhoun]

ANy job not dealing with numbers would be good. Some days where I work, I can come in baked b/c all I'm doing is typing up reports, reviewing reports, or holding conference calls. Other days, I have to look through spreadsheets and sort out data. Those days I tend not to get baked because looking at a page full of numbers and columns can drive you batty! Even when sober!

[Cas]

question for the people who deliver pizzas: now that gas is beyond expensive, can you write that off come tax-time?

[scream]

i work at perkins, its a 24 hour diner. i smoke with one of my bosses on our breaks and then he cooks me free food so it rocks.

i work at a factory too but i cant go stoned there or else ill cut my hand off

[slpntrx5]

dude i think that the pizza place pays for your gas. if they don't, they should cuz you're on the fuckin clock.

[Lennon06]

i post leaflets thru doors, no boss, do watever hours u want wenever and i can smoke copius amount of canjar while doin it, as long as the area ur doin aint heavily built up, i dont really smoke that much on the job any way i get wayyyyy to tired but at the end i go to sum park and smoke realli peacefull as well coz no ones about in the middle of the day of a week day

[ethsfreshman]

head shop all the fucking way... imagine sitting at work, staring at SICk pieces, smoking up whenever you want in the bathroom... man thats awesome...
im opening up a headshop when i get older.\

[dejayou30]

me and two of my other stoner friends work with handicapped people. most stoners i've met work at resturaunts. i think its because its a stress reliever because it sucks to start drinking right after you get off work at a bar or resturaunt at 2 AM.

[OreO]

dude i think that the pizza place pays for your gas. if they don't, they should cuz you're on the fuckin clock.

ya they do, you make so much money for doing bullshit...this has to be the best stoner job...my managers smoke aswell so its a cool as enviorment...the owner is the only person who doesnt smoke but we barely see him anyway

[Chronic.Tonic]

I'm morking at this national park right now. They pay me to walk up and down these trails and make sure nobody is off the trails. Needless to say, one joint in my mouth is all I need for that job.