good experience

[kronic323]

so with everyone on vacation today i decided to find somewhere good to toke like real fun i thot about headin to six flags or somewhere but instead of all tht gas and money my buddy suggested a golf course cuz theyre back in the woods nobody around and farr from anyone who could bust you so i get out there at about 515 and in like 10 minutes fire up the first bowl while sittin back in the golf cart in the middle of some woods then i finish
roll a blunt and smoke it then when im done w/ tht i play for a little then smo0ked 1 more bowl of some nice white rhino so im flying cant get rid of a huge smile everything slow mo and i walked for some reason believing i was like 8 feet tall and my tongue was inflating but i had an awesome full body high i start driving the cart which was such an awesome feeling when i see a deer run outa the woods then like 7 more follow it i was freaking out and drove right up next to it and it was staring me in the eyes from like 8 feet away and i swore i could read all his thoughts they wer so tame to humans they idnt even get spooked just ate grass right in front of me so i watched for like ever then drove on where i drove up on a hill and i could see into an apartment complex parking lot and i see this fat blonde lady screaming her ass off at some upstairs window tou fuc*in cun* you wanna fuc* me up? then come out here and fuc*in fuc* me up you stupid mother fuc*er your pregnant and your fuc*in me blah blah at the top of her lungs then some tatooed guy comes out and gets in her face she like scratches him and he throws a BIG PUNCH like a booming right cross into this womens nose and knocks her on her ass well the big lady gets up picks up a pipe and tatoos trys to run and she throws it and catches him in the face!! i was in complete shock so i stand on the golf cart roof for a perfect view and i see him bleeding from the head and screamin i got like super scared and wondered if i should call 911 but then i realized i was on the golf course and had no idea how to get to those apartments plus i was blazed as hell and doubting this was really happening so i watched as a big brown haired lady comes like trackstar full sprint down the stairs out of tatoo guys apartment and hits blonde lady w/ the bloody nose in the back of the head w/ a high heeled shoe then gets on her grabs her hair and starts slammingt ad i mean slamming her head into the pavement then she drags her to the stairs and slams her head into all the stairs then drops a knee on this ladys head then goes and gets the pipe like object she threw at tatoos whose bleeding from his head all onto his wife beater and she starts bashing this lady in the back of the head w/ this big pipe and i like gasped and tatoos looks me dead in the eyes and screams WTF ARE YOU LOOKIN AT BITC* and it didnt take me but 3 seconds to be in the cart wishing the golf cart would go faster i was in like shock and drove bak to the clubhouse got a bunch of munchees and hit the back 9 and played havin a good time all the way thru i could hear sirens
headed to tht parking lot so somebody called idk wat the outcome was but ill deffenitly say tht tatoos and the brown haired lady took the win in the bout all in all awesome night tokin on a golf course is awesome u guys should all try it the views are insane and trip u out ok so i hit mcdonalds and came home now im about to crash on a weed nap and mayb smoke another bowl peaceee

kronic323 Reviewed by kronic323 on 07-26-2006. good experience so with everyone on vacation today i decided to find somewhere good to toke like real fun i thot about headin to six flags or somewhere but instead of all tht gas and money my buddy suggested a golf course cuz theyre back in the woods nobody around and farr from anyone who could bust you so i get out there at about 515 and in like 10 minutes fire up the first bowl while sittin back in the golf cart in the middle of some woods then i finish roll a blunt and smoke it then when im done w/ tht i Rating: 5

[TheFatKid]

Hmm, can I post yet?


On topic, that is pretty violent =p

[Kenn]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....HUH ...OH YEAH COOL STORY BIT LONG THO!!!

[KeanBean]

what kind of neighborhood do u live in

[Boo360]

Nice story but wish I could have read it without the strain of trying to understand your spelling.

[huh]

smoking and playing golf is pretty fun. last week i smoked at a driving range and hit some golf balls. it was awesome.

[NextLineIsMine]

smoking and playing golf is pretty fun. last week i smoked at a driving range and hit some golf balls. it was awesome.

you have fantastic taste my friend. The golf course is such a serene and chill place its great to toke when theres no one around on the course. I always feel like Chevy Chase from Caddyshack

[pixel]

hahahaha i can just imagine you zooming away on the golf cart lol

good story and that sounds like a tough neighborhood for a golf course

[daima]

smoking and playing golf is pretty fun. last week i smoked at a driving range and hit some golf balls. it was awesome.

'careful inhaling those pesiticides and herbicides that they use on golf courses.

dai*masfca:stoned:

[Fattie]

Nice story but wish I could have read it without the strain of trying to understand your spelling.

wtf... too many people on these boards are hostile these days, there wasnt even taht many typing errors. Quit hatin and do something good.