Quote Originally Posted by Chillum1887
I passed a test in 4 days after a long period of heavy smoking (the chronic). I took 6 tables of niacin and 6 tablets of golden seal a day (3 in the mourning, 3 at night). Also, I exercized in sweatshirt, drank cranberry juice, and took multivitamins.

Wether or not this shit actually helped I don't know because I also drank water (not a large amount, but enough to piss every 45 min) and took vitamin B the day of the test.

If your just being tested by your parents, why not just use something else instead of your piss? At home tests don't check for specific gravity, PH, etc, so you could probably get away with using Mellow Yellow as long as your parents don't decide to smell or taste your piss. Might not even have to be right temp if there's no temp strip. If it's one where they send it into the lab, then you might have to use something a little less conspicuous.
Mellow Yellow is perfect! When they ask why your piss is carbonated, you get the biggest D'OH feeling ever!!!!!!!!!! ITS GREAT!!! BETTER THAN BEING HIGH!! [/end sarcasm]


...if anyone tries this, at least make sure it is super flat Mellow Yellow