going to 1st day of new job high

[yoda]

who else likes to show up for their first day at a new job high? im hitting some bongs right now :rasta: . i like being high regardless, but this lets me show up in a new territory where they dont know me, but theyll just think my highness is natural. all though rumor is im working with alot of stoners again, so maybe they'll just accept me into there group.

yoda Reviewed by yoda on 07-25-2006. going to 1st day of new job high who else likes to show up for their first day at a new job high? im hitting some bongs right now :rasta: . i like being high regardless, but this lets me show up in a new territory where they dont know me, but theyll just think my highness is natural. all though rumor is im working with alot of stoners again, so maybe they'll just accept me into there group. Rating: 5

[Big Calhoun]

Ummmm...no.

What would happen if your first day at work were 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" and it just so happens that part of the festivities is the exhibition of a drug dog used by the state police... True story... Very embarassing moment... Not for me, thank God.

[Fattie]

The best way to smoke before you have to do something is vaporizing, that way you get none of the bad effects of smoking and you feel like you can do everything just feel real good while doing it.

[orangeman]

I would never go anywhere where I'm new doing something that people wont like. Such as bad mouthing senior employes, goin high, drunk or anything. I would learn the place. Dont wanna get hired and fired the same day lol.

[yoda]

ill be aight guys, im on my third and final bong now though. love the new rise against cd, the sufferer and the witnesss.

[Big Calhoun]

That's what I'm saying, learn your enviornment first.

In the story that I alluded to, there was this guy that came to my job high on his first day. He just got done with training (6 months paid training) and was a few weeks away from his bennies kicking in.

So this day, his class was being 'released' and were to report to the center. It was also the bring your kid to work day and at this location, there was a long standing tradition of inviting the state troopers because they had a barracks on the same property.

So the day is going OK and there are refreshments in the cafeteria. During the refreshments, the state police were mingling and still had their dogs. As soon as he walked in, the dogs started going crazy and one of them 'hit' on him. The manager asks the state police what kind of dogs they were and they responded they were solely trained for drugs...

So, with the guys consent, they searched him and found a little over an 8th. 6 months of paid training, full bennies, and a $45,000 + bonuses/yr job...gone...in a matter of hours...because someone decided to show up high and didn't know the lay of the land.

[yoda]

ive got nothing on me though....and thankfully no kid to bring with me either

[friendowl]

i agree with yoda
i went to the police station
for an interview and i got
there early
i got stoned while i waited
i did good on my test
and oral interview
i was high both times
i even made the coppers laugh

fuck it blaze it

[yoda]

i agree with yoda
i went to the police station
for an interview and i got
there early
i got stoned while i waited
i did good on my test
and oral interview
i was high both times
i even made the coppers laugh

fuck it blaze it

you my boy man

im hoping some shrooms come through

[Nochowderforyou]

Are you training to become a cop Friendowl?

It all depend on what I'd be doing at a new job. Something where there is a lot of learning and memory needed, I won't get high. Someone will explain something to me and I'll come off looking like a retard because I forgot not 2 seconds after they told me. If it's just lifting, labour work, then yeah, I'll get baked, but not when it's mental work. I have to gicve myself a week or two before I'll toke up before work.

What's your new job yoda? Just curious.