Lemme tell a story. People puke from alot of things, smoking and drinking and shit. And i drink vodka almost everytime i drink. Ive never thrown up off of somethign until this one time. Ive had one hangover and it sucked so much ass I couldnt stand it. This time, however, it was everclear. If you havent drank it, dont. It fucks you up. Also, if you do choose to do it, do not do shots.... bad mistake. Btw, this was from 4th of July, not too long ago. Ok my memory from the night and the following day. 8:00 leave for my hometown Conway, not too far away (45 minutes) and has better, cheaper bud than where im at now. 8:45, arrive at plants in C-way and notice that they are monstrous, almost as tall as me, and growing time not over. 9:00, get bud and smoke some blunts and get high as hell. 9:45, hit up boulevard at Myrtle Beach and just work on gettin bitches (sucked ass, bunch of stingy ass bitches, usually not like that) 1:00, arrive at party bitchless (pissed off). 1:02, begin drinking PJ (mix of everclear and different fruits and shit (the shit.)) 1:30, drunk as fuck, decide to do shots of everclear (first mistake) 1:35, having not realized how fucked up i will soon be, i decide to take more shots of everclear (up to 5 plus 4 cups of PJ with twice as much everlcear mixed in as suppposed to be.) 1:37, take a few more shots to finish off. 1:40, take a few hits off of someones doob, just a freebie. 1:45 holy shit. 2:30 begin to leave party. This is where i can only remember a few seconds of the rest of my night. Getting into car,

head hanging out of window drooling down the highway.


in bathroom at home falling onto the floor.



next morning. Puking
go to sleep


early morning still puking


go and fucking finish moving shit from my old house, worst time ever.

So take my advice and dont fucking do shots of everclear.