Quote Originally Posted by dopefiend
here's mine. i drove out of town and got blazed all to hell. then i decided to stop at a gas station to buy some munchies. after i go outside, i walk home while i'm eating all the food i just bought. then i walk inside and my brother asks me "where's your car at?" HOLY SHIT I FORGOT MY CAR! so i walk back to the gas station and take my car back home. luckily my brother is the only one who knows about it.
Haha, thats the best story ever