OK... my most/only embarassing moment when smoking the Cheeba.

Id just bought a half ounce from my dealer, and was going to my buddies house to sleep over. Id just finished a nice bong, and he decides to go to the toilet. Being stoned, I thought it would be a funny idea to switch his bedroom light off and hide behind the door, ready to shout 'BOO' when he comes back in. So I hear the toilet flush, and a few seconds later the light switches on. I jump out, and for some reason instead of shouting 'BOO' I shout 'FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!' with my hands out in the shape of a pistol.

His dad was staring back at me. He stood there for a few seconds, grunts, then walks off. Ben came back in the room to find me with a horrified expression on my face, calling me 'a right twat'.