I was break dancing when I was in jumior high (dont ask me why I took up that hobby in that phase in my life but I did) at a school dance and I totally ripped the seam of my pants from the crotch all the way up the back of my ass.

Totally embarassing man. Everyone was in a circle clapping and shit while I was tearing it up (literally).

A couple days later the pictures were posted in the hallway. There I was in my breakdancing glory with my tighty whiteys all hanging out and shit.