One time I was blazed at school and my 1st period is in a trailer so there are 2 exits. A pass comes for me to go to guidance(something about scheduling) so I get up (blazed as fuck) and walk towards the back. People have been going in and out of the back door all morning but when I get back there I can't open it, so then i walk around the whole room to get to the front door while the teacher and everyone stares at me.The only person that knew I was high was my friend, and he couldn't stop laughing. Turns out I just wasn't pushing hard enoughon the door.. What can I say, i'm weak when i'm stoned.

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chris40 Reviewed by chris40 on . Lets share our humiliating moments.... I was on my way to work one morning running very late.... My morning ritual (in my young and dumb days) was to always smoke weed on the way in to work. I didn't have time to roll a joint so I grab my plastic "Graffix" bong (a pretty looking red 10" to 12" stand up bong) and figure I'll grab some roaches from the ash tray and that will suffice for the morning wake and bake. I'm speeding because I'm running late thru a small town where the speed limit is like 25 (I'm already late so why Rating: 5