In the summer of 1999 I was on a pretty big drinking binge...

I went to a liquor store and bought a 5th of Bacardi Limon. I proceeded to open the bottle right there in the parking lot and take a "big slug" off of the bottle to get me "primed"....

As I twist the cap back on and throw the bottle behind my truck seat, I look to my right and there's a cop sitting in his squad car right next to me!!!

He was looking down doing some kind of paper work and didn't even notice!!!

My heart sunk into my gut and after that!!!
Damon32 Reviewed by Damon32 on . Lets share our humiliating moments.... I was on my way to work one morning running very late.... My morning ritual (in my young and dumb days) was to always smoke weed on the way in to work. I didn't have time to roll a joint so I grab my plastic "Graffix" bong (a pretty looking red 10" to 12" stand up bong) and figure I'll grab some roaches from the ash tray and that will suffice for the morning wake and bake. I'm speeding because I'm running late thru a small town where the speed limit is like 25 (I'm already late so why Rating: 5