In the summer of 1999 I was on a pretty big drinking binge...

I went to a liquor store and bought a 5th of Bacardi Limon. I proceeded to open the bottle right there in the parking lot and take a "big slug" off of the bottle to get me "primed"....

As I twist the cap back on and throw the bottle behind my truck seat, I look to my right and there's a cop sitting in his squad car right next to me!!!

He was looking down doing some kind of paper work and didn't even notice!!!

My heart sunk into my gut and after that!!!