I don't go through embarassing situations like that. The closest I've come was one time when going to NY. I was taking the train and it was a lazy summer day. So, since there wasn't alot of people around, I smoked right there in the train platform (which is next to Asbury Park Police Station). So everything is cool and I decide I'm hungry.

So I walk across the street to a West Indian restuarant. My friends sister was working there and as soon as I walked in, she comes from behind the counter and pushes me in the kitchen. I'm like, "Sylvia, I thought there was chemistry between us but damn.". At which point she promptly scolds me for walking into the shop and smelling like herb...which I didn't realize or I would have 'freshened' up first.

She got me my food and sent me on my way. As I'm walking out, the heffer throws a bottle of visene at me. She was always like the older sister I wanted to drown in the swimming pool.
Big Calhoun Reviewed by Big Calhoun on . Lets share our humiliating moments.... I was on my way to work one morning running very late.... My morning ritual (in my young and dumb days) was to always smoke weed on the way in to work. I didn't have time to roll a joint so I grab my plastic "Graffix" bong (a pretty looking red 10" to 12" stand up bong) and figure I'll grab some roaches from the ash tray and that will suffice for the morning wake and bake. I'm speeding because I'm running late thru a small town where the speed limit is like 25 (I'm already late so why Rating: 5