One time I was blazed at school and my 1st period is in a trailer so there are 2 exits. A pass comes for me to go to guidance(something about scheduling) so I get up (blazed as fuck) and walk towards the back. People have been going in and out of the back door all morning but when I get back there I can't open it, so then i walk around the whole room to get to the front door while the teacher and everyone stares at me.The only person that knew I was high was my friend, and he couldn't stop laughing. Turns out I just wasn't pushing hard enoughon the door.. What can I say, i'm weak when i'm stoned.

That's the best I got.