Lets share our humiliating moments....

[ThePurpleMan]

i still think mine really sucked lol not as bad as jamstigator though lol

[jamstigator]

I walked in on a friend's wife in the bathroom once. She had like 40" super-sized breasts, and when she turned to see who had opened the door, my jaw just dropped and I just stood there like an idiot saying, "Uhhhh..." until she pushed me out the door. Hey, I was like 16, and this was pre-Internet so I'd never even seen much porn, so mongo breasts like that, right when I was in the thralls of puberty...what a shock to my brain!

[WalkaWalka]

I was stoned at a track meet and had the munchies so I walked up to the snack shack got nachos and a coke then decided to take short cut back down the hill I guess it had just rained the night before but any ways I take two steps down slipped and slid the rest of the down. BUT I did not spill the nachos although i have no Idea what happened to the coke.

[Damon32]

All I know is......"Shiggernigget" has to be one of the coolest fucking names I've ever heard of.

Awsome!

[Captain Hanks]

i can't really think of anything to funny that has happend so far, except for a time awhile back when me and a bud went to burger king after getting ripped...

when it was our turn to order i said the follow: "can i get the try our new angus bacon cheesburger?"

[dirtysouth870]

first time i had ever smoked some good bud.. it was actually some dro but me and a few buddys wanted to go to the movie theater and see a good movie after we bonged out my truck. So i was EXTREMELY high (and this is when i first started smoking) yeah i had the laughs and shit.. but yeah there was about 4 of us in line to buy tickets.. and there was so many people around me .. and it seemed like they were all looking at me and watching me, so for some reason i just started laughing my ass off it was so embarrassing... i really felt like i was mentally retarded hahah.. crazy shit :stoned:

[Tom Swierzbinski]

OK... my most/only embarassing moment when smoking the Cheeba.

Id just bought a half ounce from my dealer, and was going to my buddies house to sleep over. Id just finished a nice bong, and he decides to go to the toilet. Being stoned, I thought it would be a funny idea to switch his bedroom light off and hide behind the door, ready to shout 'BOO' when he comes back in. So I hear the toilet flush, and a few seconds later the light switches on. I jump out, and for some reason instead of shouting 'BOO' I shout 'FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!' with my hands out in the shape of a pistol.

His dad was staring back at me. He stood there for a few seconds, grunts, then walks off. Ben came back in the room to find me with a horrified expression on my face, calling me 'a right twat'.

[mojoke]

When I was in 8th grade, it was the last few weeks of school so me and my friends thought we'd end it with a bang. So we all decided to come to school drunk as shit (i was young and stupid). SO befor we got on the bus, we took chugs of Captin Morgan, my friend snuck it out his house. Well the school day was pretty fun, untill i started feeling sick. At this point I was piss drunk. So i accedently went into the girls bathroom, and started throwing up in 1 of the stalls, (and all over the rest of the bathroom). And my girlfriend was in their, and all her friends. So it was embarassing as hell. An I got suspended for the rest of the year, and so did my friends.

fag move.

[mojoke]

[quote=Aly_G]ah.. ok.. about a year ago I was kinda new to pot.. you know, low tolerance. anyway me and 4 friends decide to go blaze in a forest nearby.. we smoke a few bowls, probably a little more than a quad
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low tolerance+1/4= smashed.

few bowls doesnt sound like a quarter :P

[think green]

i went to a party one night during the beginning of my senior year in high school, at the time i was very inexperienced with alcohol. this was a huge party too and several people from my school were there. i wound up having waay too much vodka and woke up naked in a random bed the next morning. throughout the humiliating pointing, whispering, and laughing of the next week i eventually pieced together what happened that night. apparently i pissed myself, went outside and rolled around in the dirt, took off my clothes, walked around a bit, was helped in and out of a shower by a big black guy, then passed out. im extremely glad i cant remember any of it.