Lets share our humiliating moments....

[Damon32]

I was on my way to work one morning running very late....

My morning ritual (in my young and dumb days) was to always smoke weed on the way in to work. I didn't have time to roll a joint so I grab my plastic "Graffix" bong (a pretty looking red 10" to 12" stand up bong) and figure I'll grab some roaches from the ash tray and that will suffice for the morning wake and bake.

I'm speeding because I'm running late thru a small town where the speed limit is like 25 (I'm already late so why speed?) What happens? I get pulled over by the po po'....

As soon as the officer steps to the window, of course the cloud of smoke rolls out and he asks me to "step out of the car"..here we fuckin' go......

He tells me to "spread em" and put my hands on the hood of the car and dont move!! He frisks me to no evail and I can tell this muther fucker is in a bad mood....

He asks. "Where's the weed?" and I tell him that I dont have any (and I didn't) and he proceeds to tear my car apart all to hell! This cop is madder than hell at me at this point and keeps asking where the stash is... I repeat to him that there is none in the car.

"Well well, what do we have here?"

He finds the bong under the seat and places that fucker on the roof of the car. I ask him to please not do that and he say abruptly..."Put your fucking hands back on the hood NOW!!!"...whoa....

He finds the roaches in the ash tray and as he puts them in the bowl of the bong on the roof of my car he keeps saying,"trace is a case", puts another in the bowl and says "trace is a case" and so on till he empties the ash tray (about 4 or 5 roaches).

I'm embarrased as all hell because of this bong on the roof of my car as people drive by while my hands are on the hood of the car. I look up and guess who's driving by? A fellow employee of mine that just so happens to be running late as well....great...just great!!

There I am with my hands on the hood my car at like 7am in the morning like a criminal with my pretty red "Graffix" bong standing out like a sore thumb on the hood of the car.

By the time I get to the shop I get a rousing standing ovation from my co-workers!!

Simply beautiful.

P.S.

I did get out of being busted, but thats a whole other story.......

Damon32 Reviewed by Damon32 on 07-24-2006. Lets share our humiliating moments.... I was on my way to work one morning running very late.... My morning ritual (in my young and dumb days) was to always smoke weed on the way in to work. I didn't have time to roll a joint so I grab my plastic "Graffix" bong (a pretty looking red 10" to 12" stand up bong) and figure I'll grab some roaches from the ash tray and that will suffice for the morning wake and bake. I'm speeding because I'm running late thru a small town where the speed limit is like 25 (I'm already late so why Rating: 5

[Big Calhoun]

I don't go through embarassing situations like that. The closest I've come was one time when going to NY. I was taking the train and it was a lazy summer day. So, since there wasn't alot of people around, I smoked right there in the train platform (which is next to Asbury Park Police Station). So everything is cool and I decide I'm hungry.

So I walk across the street to a West Indian restuarant. My friends sister was working there and as soon as I walked in, she comes from behind the counter and pushes me in the kitchen. I'm like, "Sylvia, I thought there was chemistry between us but damn.". At which point she promptly scolds me for walking into the shop and smelling like herb...which I didn't realize or I would have 'freshened' up first.

She got me my food and sent me on my way. As I'm walking out, the heffer throws a bottle of visene at me. She was always like the older sister I wanted to drown in the swimming pool.

[Damon32]

In the summer of 1999 I was on a pretty big drinking binge...

I went to a liquor store and bought a 5th of Bacardi Limon. I proceeded to open the bottle right there in the parking lot and take a "big slug" off of the bottle to get me "primed"....

As I twist the cap back on and throw the bottle behind my truck seat, I look to my right and there's a cop sitting in his squad car right next to me!!!

He was looking down doing some kind of paper work and didn't even notice!!!

My heart sunk into my gut and after that!!!

[lagstronaut]

just a couple weeks ago i was so blazed i walked into the ladies bathroom at Canada's wonderland [big amusement park if you've never heard of it], and literally 2 dozen chicks stop everything they are doing and stare at me. i said "oh shit" and left, and was greeted by a nice crowd of people ready to laugh their ass off at me for being such a dumbass

[chris40]

One time I was blazed at school and my 1st period is in a trailer so there are 2 exits. A pass comes for me to go to guidance(something about scheduling) so I get up (blazed as fuck) and walk towards the back. People have been going in and out of the back door all morning but when I get back there I can't open it, so then i walk around the whole room to get to the front door while the teacher and everyone stares at me.The only person that knew I was high was my friend, and he couldn't stop laughing. Turns out I just wasn't pushing hard enoughon the door.. What can I say, i'm weak when i'm stoned.

That's the best I got.

[hazyman]

In my earlier drinking days, i attended a wedding reception with my partner and my mate and his woman, afterwards we were staying at my mates g/friends who lived with her gran, well in the night i got up to do a piss and not used to the surroundings proceeded to the living room and fell asleep on the couch (stark naked) and still pissed drunk

When i woke around 7am the old granny was walking about doing her chores etc and i found a small jacket covering my private parts..

Well it took about 10 mins to realize that she placed it there!!!

My mate thought it was hillarious and never lets me forget...

DOH..

[GratefulDead4ever]

this one time when i was in a park's restroom i was chillin in there and it was just after a sports game so thats why i went there and so it was like 9 at night and i was about smoking a blunt and to my surprise who walks in a police officer i was like oh shit he opens it and calls in anyone here and i go yep i am just getting my stuff and i will be ready to go cause he was closing the bathroom so kids dont vandalize it at night and so i walk out and he goes hey wait a min and i look to him and he goes is that your bag it was my duffel bag and i walk in and get it he must have thought i played sports cause of the bag but the bag had an oz in it a scale a pipe a freshly rolled blunt all inside i was so scared and nervous

[Damon32]

Fucking hilarious!!!keep em' coming guys!!

[BigMexiCANT]

One day me and my friend were smoking and decided we didnt wanna drive anymore so we call our other friend to driveand well smoke her out. Shes says ok meet me at my house. So stoned as fuck we drive to her house and i cal her and tell her were here. she says shell meet us outside. well i get out with the bong and weed, the bong was under a shirt, then she comes out and WTF her mom is right behind her. At that point i freaked and forgot the bong was in my hand so i drop that shit. It pops out and slams on the ground and water flies out then the bowl flies out. Her mom saw everything so i picked the bong up and pretended like it was a drink and huge cup. well i guess it worked cuz the mom just waved at me and smiled. WOW lucky me. So then we got in her car and then BLAZED!:stoned:

[growitandsmokeit]

Most dumb I have felt stoned was walking though a big apartment store trying to find the exit. I was in my own little world and saw a corridor leading to another bit of shop. I though great the way out and went towards it passed a woman who said hang on, I didn't pay attention to her and carried on walking.... and hit a mirror. I had walked in to the womans changing rooms bang in to a mirror. I felt a right muppet.