Lets share our humiliating moments....

[homestar]

So I exclaim loudly that "Princess Peach doesn't know what she will be doing Saturday, but can she help me study for my exam?"

hahahahahahahahahahha :rasta:

[AlwaysBlazed]

i can't really think of anything to funny that has happend so far, except for a time awhile back when me and a bud went to burger king after getting ripped...

when it was our turn to order i said the follow: "can i get the try our new angus bacon cheesburger?"

haha that made me crack up

[AlwaysBlazed]

here's mine. i drove out of town and got blazed all to hell. then i decided to stop at a gas station to buy some munchies. after i go outside, i walk home while i'm eating all the food i just bought. then i walk inside and my brother asks me "where's your car at?" HOLY SHIT I FORGOT MY CAR! so i walk back to the gas station and take my car back home. luckily my brother is the only one who knows about it.

Haha, thats the best story ever

[akornpatch]

I jump out, and for some reason instead of shouting 'BOO' I shout 'FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!' with my hands out in the shape of a pistol.

His dad was staring back at me. He stood there for a few seconds, grunts, then walks off. Ben came back in the room to find me with a horrified expression on my face, calling me 'a right twat'.

TOO FUCKING FUNNY. I JUST SHOT ROOTBEER OUT OF MY NOSE. LMAO

[SkatePopwar]

just a couple weeks ago i was so blazed i walked into the ladies bathroom at Canada's wonderland [big amusement park if you've never heard of it], and literally 2 dozen chicks stop everything they are doing and stare at me. i said "oh shit" and left, and was greeted by a nice crowd of people ready to laugh their ass off at me for being such a dumbass

i did that completely sober at sears. there was a lady and her daughter and they walked out of the stall and i looked at them for a while with a WTF look on my face, and im like oh..im in the wrong bathroom, right? and shes like yeah i think so

it sucked

[phoenix]

Oh yeah, I just remembered a good one. One time me and my buddy we're going to see a movie and decided it was a good idea to get blazed before the show. So we smoke and head in to buy the tickets, the movie was rated R and we got one of those dicks that has to card you even if your like 25, so anyway he asks for some ID and I pull out my ID and look for my NAME and point it out to him and say "Thats me right there." then my friend starts laughing his ass off at me and im wondering why, and the movie guy is like "Thats great sir, and where is your date of birth?" at this point I realize why my friend is laughing and I feel like a total jackass and just hand him the card haha.

Haha, that's great. Man, these stories are hilarious.
It's been so long since I've been out smokin' with my friends that I can't remember any...but I'm going out again soon, so I'll make sure to try and remember when funny shit goes down.

[Stedric]

Wow, I've got so many embarassing stories that it was hard to choose one.

I was in Downtown Victoria one day in Chinatown, and I was in a corner store looking for munchies with my g/f when we see a cute baby strapped to the front of a lady who was working there. So I turn to say to my gf "Look at the cute baby", not realizing that my gf had moved somewhere else and I was saying this to a complete stranger.

This was some 15 year tourist from Germany who barely spoke any English, and was plainly terrified that some six foot tall guy with sideburns walked up right behind her and was talking to her. The conversation went something like:

Me: "Look at the baby!"

Her: *terrified* "Wh...what?!"

Me: "Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were my girlfriend for a second." (wrong thing to say)

Her: "Uh..."

Me: "I thought you were someone else..."

Her: "I'm from Germany..."

Me: "Ok...I'm going to go now"

Her: (obviously thinking by now that I'm either a perv or a lunatic) "Ok..."

There you go, I manage to terrify teenage tourists without even trying.

[phoenix]

Haha Stedric, I've done things like that before.

Most recent was at the homecoming dance. Now, I was just starting to roll, and I walk up to this lady I THINK is my English teacher. I try in vain to get her attention, and when she finally turns around, I realize it isn't her. I say "oh...crap" and just walk away.

Didn't see the lady for the rest of the night.

[I just love weed]

yah jamstiagor my gut hurts now i laughed so hard and im not evne stoned i wish i had read that tripping shits.

[acrca]

This doesnt have anything to do with weed but it was the most humiliating moment of my life.

I remember i was like 8 or 9 years old, and i was in a soccer game, i was the one starting the kickoff, then i wasnt thinking so i kicked the ball onto the wrong side and every body was pointing and laughing, sayin what a stupid little kid