Lets share our humiliating moments....

[Cannabis Clavin]

one night, after walkin around with nothin to do, me and this guy bugs decide to go smoke up. we had lotsa goods, so we go and decide that a few more people should go. so we call up mark, justin, and ryan and tell them the situation. only justin and mark agree. the other one, well his dads the social studies teacher and girls volleyball coach, and hes known as "Mad Ron" (for various reasons). anyway, somehow, we end up in the gym locker room at our school, and unknown to us at the time, its badminton night. "Mad Ron" just happens to enjoy his game of badminton, and was in the gym at the time. back on track, me and justin were sittin at one of the benches spinnin up a few joints, while bugs and mark smacked around a ball they found lying around in the locker room. apparently this made a racket cause the next thing we know the door to the locker room is open, and lookin me and justin in the face is.....the janitor. nah, its "mad ron" of course, and he lookin like youd picture him to: angry. he gives us the lecture on drugs and all that bullshit, while we protest and claim that theyre "spit lickies" (cig-butt leftover tobacco rolled in a paper). on our way out asks me and mark (who ended up with the weed justin was rollin somehow) to show him waht we were doin. we walk back to him and show him that they are indeed "spit lickies", and he "beleived" us. the next day in school i couldnt even look the dude in the eye or walk past him with my head up. kinda awkward. not really embarassing. but if you knew....youd nkow.

i also just realized this is my first post in these here boards. cool place. i wish i was somehow cyber so i could actually get in or somethin.

[FAllout]

smoked in the woods outside my tight ass school one day with my regular circle. This was after school was out so we decided to walk in and get a drink form the vending machines and chill in the cafateria. (Its more fun after school : P)

Well we get our drinks and sit down and start talking for a few mins and laughing about the security guard who told us where the fago machine was. The laugh keept escalating to a full scale side busting tear squriting laugh. Then a ganitor comes in and just watches us witch made it 4 times funnier cus we didnt care what she though : P

So were all crying with laughter hiting our hands on the tabels when the tennise team walks in and past the cafateria to get to the locker room. Half the team jsut stops and stare at us lol

Not to embarissing just funny.

School always makes the high an experiance thats for sure.

But it can be scary as hell!

[Damon32]

I woke up to go to work back in the day to find my room mate asleep on the couch with a bunch of beer cans lying around "butt ass naked" with the remote in his hand and a porno going on the VCR.

I was laughing my ass off...any way, I had to get to work right quick, so I left him where he was and took a photo of him with a polaroid and wrote "Nice Dick" on it and put it on the fridge for him to see when he got up.

He called me at work when he got up and was freaking while I was laughing on the other end. He was like "dont tell anybody please."

I told him...."there's plenty more where that came from and hung up on him. He was freaked all day. He kept calling and I kept telling him the same thing and hanging up on him. I let him sweat it for a few days before I told him that it was the only picture I took.

16 years later we still laugh about it and I still leave it in his mind that there just might be a couple more of those photos lying around somewhere in my attic. He still gets mad at me over it.....Hilarious!!!

[dopefiend]

here's mine. i drove out of town and got blazed all to hell. then i decided to stop at a gas station to buy some munchies. after i go outside, i walk home while i'm eating all the food i just bought. then i walk inside and my brother asks me "where's your car at?" HOLY SHIT I FORGOT MY CAR! so i walk back to the gas station and take my car back home. luckily my brother is the only one who knows about it.

[Natural Rx]

i went to a party one night during the beginning of my senior year in high school, at the time i was very inexperienced with alcohol. this was a huge party too and several people from my school were there. i wound up having waay too much vodka and woke up naked in a random bed the next morning. throughout the humiliating pointing, whispering, and laughing of the next week i eventually pieced together what happened that night. apparently i pissed myself, went outside and rolled around in the dirt, took off my clothes, walked around a bit, was helped in and out of a shower by a big black guy, then passed out. im extremely glad i cant remember any of it.

I had a very similar experience with vodka. I'm just glad someone was kind enough to rinse the mongolian barbecue I had eaten earlier off of my chest and neck:stoned: .

[fikusroot]

Wow, that sounds like a strange and twisted story I would think up. Not sure if it's true or not but it sounds fun. I was once making out with this chick at a concert on the grass and I look up and there is a circle of people standing around us watching us. I think it because her top and they all wanted to see if I would really fuck her on the grass right there. I probably could have too...

[Bob the Awesome]

When I first started smoking, I always threw up from it... which sucked... because I wanted to get high but throwing up was pretty much inevitable... I got better though.

Recently I went to college class high and I had to give an introductory speech about myself... I was so high I kept swaying back and forth as I stood there, and I had to take 2-3 seconds to think before every detail about myself.

Another time I went to high school high (back in 11th grade), and even though I was blazed I still finished the class work faster than anyone else and got it all right... so I was just sitting there, gettin kinda hungry and this really preppy girl looks over and says something to me in the usual preppy accent that I can't understand. Instead of answering I just started laughing at her, which got some funny looks from her and her friends.

[ELANDO]

Well this isn't really a humiliating moment but a funny story none the less.

Back when I was still living at home I blazed in my room almost every night. So one night I decide to just leave my door open after I finish smoking thinking "Man no one is gonna be able to smell this, hell I cant really even smell this and I'm in the room!" stupid me. So I head downstairs to watch some tv and my younger sister is sitting in the liveing room (shes 14 at the time) and after a few minutes shes like "I smell cigarets." lucky for me she has never smelt weed. So being high as hell I start thinking Oh shit how am I gonna cover this up! So I start by babling something like "Well maybe someone is smoking outside." which is stupid because we live in out in the woods with only one house at all close to us. So then I change the story the instant I finish this part to "Well I was watching this show about ghosts and stuff the other day and they said that sometimes when a ghost is arround you can smell something that was a major part of them in life." REALLY stupid right? Wrong! She buys it and gets all freaked out and I can't believe it and start laughing my ass off.

[ELANDO]

Oh yeah, I just remembered a good one. One time me and my buddy we're going to see a movie and decided it was a good idea to get blazed before the show. So we smoke and head in to buy the tickets, the movie was rated R and we got one of those dicks that has to card you even if your like 25, so anyway he asks for some ID and I pull out my ID and look for my NAME and point it out to him and say "Thats me right there." then my friend starts laughing his ass off at me and im wondering why, and the movie guy is like "Thats great sir, and where is your date of birth?" at this point I realize why my friend is laughing and I feel like a total jackass and just hand him the card haha.

[Purple Banana]

I've got two...

The first few times I began smoking with a couple of my friends a while back; he had a rather large (4-5') bong, and I wanted to try it out. For some reason (I was already high) the stem and bowl were pretty high up; a LOT of old bong water in it, too. I lit up, start sucking in, and my friend thought it would be funny to lift the bowl and stem out prematurely (I didn't notice it) and inhaled a HUGE amount of bong water. Started throwing up, coughing, ect. for like 5 minutes, but since the chamber was 90% clogged with smoke, I ended up being so toasted, I forgot about coughing :P

Another time, my friend and I smoked some salvia before one of my microbiology lectures- 20x, and I went into the class thinking the teacher was Mario, or something like that. So I exclaim loudly that "Princess Peach doesn't know what she will be doing Saturday, but can she help me study for my exam?"

Silence ensued for about 10 minutes while my high slowly wore off.

My professor took me aside afterwards and asked if I was "smoking the reefer," I said no, and he frowned and said "Shame... That would have made the class MUCH more interesting," and gave me a wink. I still don't KNOW if he smokes pot or whatever, but it was good.