A few weeks ago, I found my mom's stash. I was like "Holy shit, my mom smokes pot?" I was dry, so I stole some. I don't really feel that bad about it. It was schwagg anyway, so I'm just gonna stick to buying for myself. I'd never steal from anyone else.

When I think back on it, the evidence of her habit has been apparent for as long as I can remember, but I never really made the connection. So I have to admit, I am a little disappointed in my mom. You'd think such a seasoned potsmoker would be able to get some good weed instead of that shitty schwagg she has.
Okay Pineapple Reviewed by Okay Pineapple on . Be honest, have you ever stolen or taken someone elses stash? I was sitting here eating my lunch and saw an e-mail from this kid I went to college with. He caught up with me and had put down some stuff that we did in school. One of them was the only time I stole someone elses drugs...but it was with good reason. It goes like this... My college dorm room was a suite, 1 bathroom, 1 common area, 3 rooms, 2 students to a room. We all got along pretty well. As the year went on, we all formed or belonged to our individual cliques or whatnot. So my Rating: 5