I never stole anybody's stash but my Twinkies got taken from me at work one time and I found out it was the janitor crashing everybody's food and eating it when nobody was around so I figured I'd get him back.........

So I buy a whole box of Twinkies and unwrap them and me and my buddies wipe them all over our hot sweaty balls and asses after a sunny hot weekend afternoon of pick up basketball!!! I mean some real nasty jelly "butt goo" stuff man, If you ever seen me sweat you'd know that my taint jams up enough to make 5 juicy smelly sandwiches!!

We neatly place them back in the wrappers and super glue the packaging back together.

Sure as fuck the janitor was eating my Twinkies all week that I left in the cupboard next to fridge. The janitor would raid the cupboards and fridge after 4 o'clock break so after about 3 or 4 days we hide in the workout room and come out while he's eating my "sack and ass" coated Twinkies. Revenge is so damn sweet!!

"So Joe....How'd my balls and ass taste?" Needless to say, Joe never stole food from any of the employees again.

This is a good way to set up dirty fuckers that steal your stash too. Take a sack of weed if you can afford it and soak it in your piss and let it dry for your thief so called friends to smoke and then confront them and ask how they liked your wizz-weed!!
Damon32 Reviewed by Damon32 on . Be honest, have you ever stolen or taken someone elses stash? I was sitting here eating my lunch and saw an e-mail from this kid I went to college with. He caught up with me and had put down some stuff that we did in school. One of them was the only time I stole someone elses drugs...but it was with good reason. It goes like this... My college dorm room was a suite, 1 bathroom, 1 common area, 3 rooms, 2 students to a room. We all got along pretty well. As the year went on, we all formed or belonged to our individual cliques or whatnot. So my Rating: 5