A few weeks ago, I found my mom's stash. I was like "Holy shit, my mom smokes pot?" I was dry, so I stole some. I don't really feel that bad about it. It was schwagg anyway, so I'm just gonna stick to buying for myself. I'd never steal from anyone else.

When I think back on it, the evidence of her habit has been apparent for as long as I can remember, but I never really made the connection. So I have to admit, I am a little disappointed in my mom. You'd think such a seasoned potsmoker would be able to get some good weed instead of that shitty schwagg she has.