forgetful

[Road to Zion]

hahaha funny you should ask...
The other night me and 2 buddies went on a burn cruise and then went to a gas station for muchies. So i got a vitamin water, paid for it, went back outside, got in the car and said fuck, whered my drink go? Took me a minute before i realized i left it on the counter when i paid for it. I went back in to get it and the kid workin was laughin at me..pretty sure he knew i was stoned

[HeartCore]

Smoked half a joint before going to work last week (which I almost never do but sometimes there's a leftover from the evening before) and forgot to pick up my boss who had his car in the garage. So I'm sitting in the office all by myself wondering how it could be that this fucker was late again.

Also I forget all kinds of stuff when I'm stoned and leave the house for something. The drill is something like: exit building, open car, realize I forgot my wallet, go back into the house, put my carradio down to open a drawer with my wallet, exit building, enter car, hover finger above empty spot where normally radio sits, exit car etc etc..

[FeastonThisSHITT]

I was in a convenience store picking out munchies and these guys came in that I was sure wanted to fight me. I was paranoid and I left the store forgeting to pay for my shit.

[Markay]

I onec forot to put a shirt on before going out. Honestly, it was only for a second though! I got a call to go out and meet some friends so I just put on my shoes and was stepping out and was like 'Shirt, yeah, Im dumb!'

[Baz2137]

I use to get high with my friends and go see a movie at the theater, and one time i went in, saw a garbage and threw out my slurpie, with my $20 bill, I thought to myself as I was going inside..."there's no way, I am that dumb to throw away a $20 bill" sure enough i looked in my pockets and had to search the garbage to find it -_-

Another time I sat at a red light in a busy intersection at night stoned with friends, and I thought I saw the turn green so I went and almost hit a few cars getting off the highway -_-

[Big Calhoun]

Nasty story...

In college, I smoked, drank, and chewed tobacco. Just a slow death, lol. Well, I had gotten into the habit of spitting tobacco into empty beer bottles and had been working on filling up a 40oz bottle of Crazy Horse. One night, we're all drunk and high as hell. I was chewing tobacco and spitting in my bottle and realized it was filled. So being a naive and immature college student at the time, I thought it was so cool I filled up this big ass bottle with tobacco juice. So while I was baked out of my head, I put it in the closet in my room.

Well, your body is made of all kinds of chemicals and materials. When those materials decay and break down, they tend to produce gases...

One morning, we're all in the suite and getting ready for classes. As we start leaving, there's a dull but loud 'POP'. I thought maybe someone threw a snowball at the window in our room. I walk into my room and don't see anything, but smell something 'sweet'. I open the closet door and the bottle of tobacco juice has exploded all over my clothes all on some of my roommates stuff. HE WAS PISSED!! So I took him shopping and paid a few dry cleaning bills for him and learned an important lesson...never hide anything while you're high.

[JR77]

Big Calhoun - That is sooooooooo gross!!!

The only story I can remember is doing laundry while very baked and fogetting the clothes in the washer overnite - the next day they were all hard and crunchy in the machine! Duh!!

[Big Calhoun]

Big Calhoun - That is sooooooooo gross!!!

The only story I can remember is doing laundry while very baked and fogetting the clothes in the washer overnite - the next day they were all hard and crunchy in the machine! Duh!!

LOL...and do you know that incident scarred me so bad that to this day, I leave all my spit bottles uncapped and am adament about throwing them out at the end of the day.

[dopesmoker]

I'm forgetful when im sober so I've forgotten so many things when i've been high. Its not even funny

[JR77]

LOL...and do you know that incident scarred me so bad that to this day, I leave all my spit bottles uncapped and am adament about throwing them out at the end of the day.

Well they say you learn best through experience!! That's probably why you're so careful now!!