I use to get high with my friends and go see a movie at the theater, and one time i went in, saw a garbage and threw out my slurpie, with my $20 bill, I thought to myself as I was going inside..."there's no way, I am that dumb to throw away a $20 bill" sure enough i looked in my pockets and had to search the garbage to find it -_-

Another time I sat at a red light in a busy intersection at night stoned with friends, and I thought I saw the turn green so I went and almost hit a few cars getting off the highway -_-