Smoked half a joint before going to work last week (which I almost never do but sometimes there's a leftover from the evening before) and forgot to pick up my boss who had his car in the garage. So I'm sitting in the office all by myself wondering how it could be that this fucker was late again.

Also I forget all kinds of stuff when I'm stoned and leave the house for something. The drill is something like: exit building, open car, realize I forgot my wallet, go back into the house, put my carradio down to open a drawer with my wallet, exit building, enter car, hover finger above empty spot where normally radio sits, exit car etc etc..