dude, hopefully ur cock didnt burn,

i dont know wat i would ever do if i was stoned and i actidentally burned off my dick
zero2104 Reviewed by zero2104 on . COULD ONLY HAPPEN WHEN IM STONED! last nite i was token while i was surfin the net ,just enjoying bein so toasted!All of a sudden i cld smell somthin burnin and it wasnt weed! Looked down at my lap MY FUCKIN JEANS WERE ON FIRE!!.A BURNING BOWL HAD LANDED IN MY LAP !i was so stoned i didnt even notice it smoldering in my lap!!By the time i did notice my hole lap was smoldering u know how jeans burn! any way ran outside ripped my jeans offand put em out with the hose.i got a few blisters on my legs for good mesure! After i Rating: 5