COULD ONLY HAPPEN WHEN IM STONED!

[Kenn]

last nite i was token while i was surfin the net ,just enjoying bein so toasted!All of a sudden i cld smell somthin burnin and it wasnt weed! Looked down at my lap MY FUCKIN JEANS WERE ON FIRE!!.A BURNING BOWL HAD LANDED IN MY LAP !i was so stoned i didnt even notice it smoldering in my lap!!By the time i did notice my hole lap was smoldering u know how jeans burn! any way ran outside ripped my jeans offand put em out with the hose.i got a few blisters on my legs for good mesure! After i calmed down i had to laugh only when ur stoned cld shit like this happen.IS THERE ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE WITH BURNT JEANS FROM SMOKIN WEED?...LOL.!!!

Kenn Reviewed by Kenn on 07-24-2006. COULD ONLY HAPPEN WHEN IM STONED! last nite i was token while i was surfin the net ,just enjoying bein so toasted!All of a sudden i cld smell somthin burnin and it wasnt weed! Looked down at my lap MY FUCKIN JEANS WERE ON FIRE!!.A BURNING BOWL HAD LANDED IN MY LAP !i was so stoned i didnt even notice it smoldering in my lap!!By the time i did notice my hole lap was smoldering u know how jeans burn! any way ran outside ripped my jeans offand put em out with the hose.i got a few blisters on my legs for good mesure! After i Rating: 5

[sMokethEntoke]

nope never burnt my jeans lol ive burnt my fingers and shit many times

btw how did the bowl get there in the first place?

[Kenn]

I GUESS I DROPPED IT IN MY LAP TO STONED TO NOTICE!!LOL

[zero2104]

dude, hopefully ur cock didnt burn,

i dont know wat i would ever do if i was stoned and i actidentally burned off my dick

[lagstronaut]

dude im laughin so hard right now..i'd love to see someone run out their door with their pants on fire lmao

[Kenn]

Man i laughed hard at myself too! So did my girl she saw me runn out the door in a cloud of smoke!!!lol

[usedchemicals]

haha, this thread made me laugh so damn hard

[Damon32]

Dude one time back in the day... I went to the bank and cashed a check. Well...I sat the stack of money in the passengers seat and proceeded to smoke a bowl of G13 hydro.....

Well I'm just stoning out cruising along a side street enjoying my favorite tunes singing along and shit when a few minutes pass and then I smell something burning....."My passenger seat and my fucking money man!!" I'm tripping balls cuz like my car seat is on fire like a muther fucker!!I almost crashed the car because I freaked out while I was driving I leaned over and opened the passenger door and I'm trying to "wipe" the fire out the door! .I'm swerving all over the place and my door almost hits a parked car in the road and money is flying out my car into the road and shit!!! Totally ruined the buzz......

I slam the car into park and slam my mouth on the steering wheel almost knocking my teeth the fuck out. I'm wandering around in the road (with a bloody mouth I might add) picking up money and flagging cars out of the way and shit. Cars are honking at me and shit!! The wind is blowing my money all over!! What a fucking buzz kill man!! I look back on it and laugh my ass off but then I was crying man. I lost like 2 or 3 hundred bucks and that was all I had. Back then it was alot of money.

[Kenn]

Man thats a an awsome story i pssed myself laughing ,i know it wouldnt of been funny at the time but man if i saw shit like that when i was stoned i wouldve broke down with laughter!!!lol only when were stoned hey!!!!!!!!!

[crudemood]

well kenn you must have been lying at some point during the day.. cuz why else would your pants catch on fire? . think about it