Austin Powers style chat up lines.

[apsinthion]

Austin Powers style chat up lines

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick your finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Nice legs ... What time do they open ?
Do you work for the post office ? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more ?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money ?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one ?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army ? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions ?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking ?

Do you sleep on your stomach ? Can I ?

Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them

apsinthion Reviewed by apsinthion on 10-05-2004. Austin Powers style chat up lines. Austin Powers style chat up lines I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick your finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of those wet clothes. Nice legs ... What time do they open ? Do you work for the post office ? I thought I saw you checking out my package. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more ? Rating: 5

[Tech]

I,de crawl half a mile over browken glas just to suck the piss outa ya knickers.

I,de use your shit for tooth paste.

[Tech]

I,de crawl half a mile over browken glass just to suck the piss outa ya knickers.

I,de use your shit for tooth paste.

[Button Basher]

In my home land, i'm considered quite handsome!

[Imotep]

hehehahahohoho
god i wish i was single.
dont tell my missus I said that.

[smokeysbaby]

Austin Powers style chat up lines

Wanna play army ? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

hahahahahah this thread is classic