You should buy a gun lol, like a big one, something like a .357 magnum, or a Desert Eagel. Then when they bust your door down you unload a whole clip, but watch out for the .357 it only has 6 shots.

Nah Im just fuckin with you, but if I were you I smoke it ALL in one sitting just start chain smokeing joints, to get rid of the evidence of course. lol