Are you kidding?
About a month ago..
I had like 5 drinks (variety of rum/tequila drinks).
then like 3 hours later while fully drunk till it was almost hard to walk I had a bong hit or two. Called up my best friend and laughed on the floor.
He said I was acting like Long Duk Dong in the movie 16 candles when he gets drunk as hell near the end.
I went to his house and had a great time. I was up till 5am. Best day during summer vacation EVER.
Was definetly something to remember.