This cracks me up.

"In conjunction with its benefits are the risks it subjects users to, among those being muscular attributes given to schizophrenics, muscular incoordination, dizziness, difficulty concentrating, confusion, difficulty walking, dysarthria, dry mouth, dysphagia, blurred vision, and vomiting most of all, as with opening up the blood vessels can produce the condition of excess blood volume which results in comas and cardiac arrest, leading to death."

Vomiting- come on, that's hysterical.
Confusion, difficulty walking- Geez, I have a hard time walking in stilettos but THOSE stupid thins are legal! And confusion, well, I don't smoke when I have serious cogitating to do so who the crap cares anyway?