Quote Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
So uh... let's see what I got out of this post.

Well, chasity belts are hot. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Everyone gets horny thanks to Mary Jane. She's a fucking whore.
Jake's friends are faggots. And they thought he was weird..
Basically...tuck your dick under your waistband and invest in a nice pair of sweatpants.

Oh..
and get laid!
Why, are you having an uncontrollable boner problem too? Ha ha! I'm just kidding.

I don't really know what to say. If you're a teenager, it is normal to get wood at the most strangest moments, like during math class for some reason. It will pass as time goes on.

Masturbate more, and no, it's not a sin. We all know God did it, come on, he has the power to look at anyone, you know he tugged and rubbed a few times.

Okay, all jokes aside, seriously though, do it, or, just have sex. Either or, you know.

When it happens though, just think of something that would turn you off, like picturing a dead cat or something. Something that doesn't appeal much to you.

Good luck with that wood.