So uh... let's see what I got out of this post.

Well, chasity belts are hot. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Everyone gets horny thanks to Mary Jane. She's a fucking whore.
Jake's friends are faggots. And they thought he was weird..
Basically...tuck your dick under your waistband and invest in a nice pair of sweatpants.

Oh..
and get laid!