erections

[jaGerbom]

the boner put up on ur waist of pants with shirt covering is greeat!

my teenage boners culdnt survive without it

but about ur problem....hmm....when ur passin that j around announce that you would like to engange in a circle jerk:dance: ...if all gos well you will have a multi-tallented circle with toking, and being relly gay

no offense to homos >.<

speaking of circles...other things we like to do in our circle is push the fat kid....where our friend(hes a chubster) gets in the middle of the circle and we just push him around(dont worry he laughs through it...its really not abuse at all lol)...and then theres the bow circle, where we all just start throwing the bow to some good rap music

these things may seem dumb but u know how it is when ur high...its the funnest shit ever

mhmm sry i mightve ranted a lil there

btw the whole circle jerk thing...total joke lol...dont start thinkin our circles do this.


EDIT: i forgot to say...i get boners when i finaly realize that im going to start smokeing....they go away pretty fast but its like my wee wee just gos insane at the thought of tokin the ganja....not that my wee wee tokes...

[I just love weed]

Get a plastic male chastity device, such as the CB-3000. You put it on when you're flaccid, and it keeps things from growing larger than 3 inches. They also make ones that are smaller and bigger. The CB-3000 is in the middle. I wish I'd had one of them when I was younger, but they are a recent invention.

You could also try medical tape, but don't cut off circulation of any tissue.

dude like uhh are you kidding me? your a fucking douche bag of a strannnnnggeeee man

[ThePurpleMan]

umm i dont ussally get boners when i blaze but i have gotten erections off shit i normaly wouldnt have... like one of my friends was pulling up her skirt and like rubbing up on her legs and shit and that really got me going lol... as for the all friends bating off together... that is gay... I have watched porn with my friends before but u know its just guys watching porn nothen more

[jadeius]

I know this sounds retarded but it works for me...just do what "Bubble Boy's" mother told him to do...keep saying the pledge of allegiance over and over and it will go away. You have to get your mind on something non-erotic or something actually the opposite of erotic. Think of the ugliest girl in the world, or of kissing another guy, something that is a total turn off for you.

You should DEFINITELY get laid. Masturbate more often!!!!

[jadeius]

the boner put up on ur waist of pants with shirt covering is greeat!

my teenage boners culdnt survive without it

but about ur problem....hmm....when ur passin that j around announce that you would like to engange in a circle jerk:dance: ...if all gos well you will have a multi-tallented circle with toking, and being relly gay

no offense to homos >.<

speaking of circles...other things we like to do in our circle is push the fat kid....where our friend(hes a chubster) gets in the middle of the circle and we just push him around(dont worry he laughs through it...its really not abuse at all lol)...and then theres the bow circle, where we all just start throwing the bow to some good rap music

these things may seem dumb but u know how it is when ur high...its the funnest shit ever

mhmm sry i mightve ranted a lil there

btw the whole circle jerk thing...total joke lol...dont start thinkin our circles do this.


EDIT: i forgot to say...i get boners when i finaly realize that im going to start smokeing....they go away pretty fast but its like my wee wee just gos insane at the thought of tokin the ganja....not that my wee wee tokes...

You need help. You should really see about getting all that checked out.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

So uh... let's see what I got out of this post.

Well, chasity belts are hot. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Everyone gets horny thanks to Mary Jane. She's a fucking whore.
Jake's friends are faggots. And they thought he was weird..
Basically...tuck your dick under your waistband and invest in a nice pair of sweatpants.

Oh..
and get laid!

[Kindbud]

AHAHAHAHAHA, its called blood pressure.Your best bet is to either get a girlfriend , or do a little relieving wankin session before your next heavy smoke sit down. LoL great thread man ,male chastity devices huh ? you guys are to much .

[Nochowderforyou]

So uh... let's see what I got out of this post.

Well, chasity belts are hot. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Everyone gets horny thanks to Mary Jane. She's a fucking whore.
Jake's friends are faggots. And they thought he was weird..
Basically...tuck your dick under your waistband and invest in a nice pair of sweatpants.

Oh..
and get laid!

Why, are you having an uncontrollable boner problem too? Ha ha! I'm just kidding.

I don't really know what to say. If you're a teenager, it is normal to get wood at the most strangest moments, like during math class for some reason. It will pass as time goes on.

Masturbate more, and no, it's not a sin. We all know God did it, come on, he has the power to look at anyone, you know he tugged and rubbed a few times.

Okay, all jokes aside, seriously though, do it, or, just have sex. Either or, you know.

When it happens though, just think of something that would turn you off, like picturing a dead cat or something. Something that doesn't appeal much to you.

Good luck with that wood.

[Tupamaro]

Lol strange, I never get an erection when I smoke and it's almost hard to get one if I'm not actually with a female. Not saying I have ED but it's just not as exciting when no one is here lol.

thats cuz your not a virgin.

and isn't this thread almost exactly like a one like a week ago?

[cannabis campbell]

Maybe you dont masturbate often enough