Quote Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
Get a plastic male chastity device, such as the CB-3000. You put it on when you're flaccid, and it keeps things from growing larger than 3 inches. They also make ones that are smaller and bigger. The CB-3000 is in the middle. I wish I'd had one of them when I was younger, but they are a recent invention.

You could also try medical tape, but don't cut off circulation of any tissue.
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