i oppose any violence toward living creatures, including velociraptors.

But I'd have to say I'd strangle him with a garden hose then toss a few sinks his way to see if he gets afraid. Then I would proceed to knock down some PVC pipes while he's running at me so he slips and falls, thus stalling him until I can think of my next move.

I can't just pick one item, the possibilities at Home Depot are endless.
zeebo phillips Reviewed by zeebo phillips on . what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor? Alright, so I have this question I've heard asked before and wanted to know your opinions: what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor? the fight takes place in a death pit, and the item has to be available FOR SALE at your local Home Depot. Rating: 5