what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor?

[lagstronaut]

Home Depot doesnt carry any practical weapons to fight a fucking dinosaur

i would love to listen in on somebody's conversation and the first thing i hear is that ^


as for me i'd buy a ladder so i could frogsplash the bastard from mad heights

lagstronaut Reviewed by lagstronaut on 07-22-2006. what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor? Alright, so I have this question I've heard asked before and wanted to know your opinions: what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor? the fight takes place in a death pit, and the item has to be available FOR SALE at your local Home Depot. Rating: 5