what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor?

[Gothen]

A velociraptor is actually a pretty small dinosaur. Regular velociraptor aren't like the ones in Jurassic Park. The real ones only get to be about 3 feet, 4 at the tallest, and only weigh up to 60 pounds.

I'm pretty sure a few sure swings of an axe will take one down pretty quickly. They're very agile creatures, and they DO have a retractable claw, but it was only about 4 inches long. The reason why velociraptors were any good at bringing down larger prey was that they hunted in packs. They were also very smart animals, too.

[james420]

i'd fashion myself with an edward scissorhands getup....

[mojoke]

30ft long aluminum pipe

[WolfmansBrother]

Fucking great thread man, let me tell you. such a stoner question too. wow. genious!

Anyway, I would personally buy a shed at Home Depot to "fight" the dino. Ya know why? Cuz im stayin inside safe.

[rhino44]

a bucket of acetone and dump that shit on the fuckers face, eyes, and mouth and watch him stumble around in a suffering daze.

[GHoSToKeR]

A can of Din-Away. Or Is it Dino-Way?

[WeedFaerie420]

a bucket of acetone and dump that shit on the fuckers face, eyes, and mouth and watch him stumble around in a suffering daze.

that's one of my fav ones so far, good idea!

[XTC]

A velociraptor is actually a pretty small dinosaur. Regular velociraptor aren't like the ones in Jurassic Park. The real ones only get to be about 3 feet, 4 at the tallest, and only weigh up to 60 pounds.

I'm pretty sure a few sure swings of an axe will take one down pretty quickly. They're very agile creatures, and they DO have a retractable claw, but it was only about 4 inches long. The reason why velociraptors were any good at bringing down larger prey was that they hunted in packs. They were also very smart animals, too.

Other speices of raptors are like that, but fossil records show that velociraptor was between 6-8 feet high, 300+ pounds.

[XTC]

Other speices of raptors are like that, but fossil records show that velociraptor was between 6-8 feet high, 300+ pounds.

No wait, you're right.

[Big Calhoun]

I would go for a torch. Either that or open a full propane cylinder, move away, and toss something lit as the thing gets closer to it.