i oppose any violence toward living creatures, including velociraptors.

But I'd have to say I'd strangle him with a garden hose then toss a few sinks his way to see if he gets afraid. Then I would proceed to knock down some PVC pipes while he's running at me so he slips and falls, thus stalling him until I can think of my next move.

I can't just pick one item, the possibilities at Home Depot are endless.