what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor?

[WeedFaerie420]

To put on its head? Like so it runs around and cant find where its going?

yea u got it halo. But ya gotta be real skilled to get it on there before the thing claws you up.

WeedFaerie420 Reviewed by WeedFaerie420 on 07-25-2006. what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor? Alright, so I have this question I've heard asked before and wanted to know your opinions: what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor? the fight takes place in a death pit, and the item has to be available FOR SALE at your local Home Depot. Rating: 5

[orangeman]

A Hammer and some jumper cables.

[zeebo phillips]

i oppose any violence toward living creatures, including velociraptors.

But I'd have to say I'd strangle him with a garden hose then toss a few sinks his way to see if he gets afraid. Then I would proceed to knock down some PVC pipes while he's running at me so he slips and falls, thus stalling him until I can think of my next move.

I can't just pick one item, the possibilities at Home Depot are endless.

[zeebo phillips]

I giant Mirror, I could have some fun with that one lol.

Hahaha, that was perfect.

[smok3y]

fuck that im takin a nail gun..

:thumbsup:
Thats what id also take.. Nail the fuker to the wall.. lol

Or id use a Gel Tech Scorpion Saw..

[420purplehaze420]

thats easy...a shovel

one good swing of that fucker to its neck and its down, havent you people ever watched the discovery channel there actually really small, fuck chasin it around with a chainsaw or a weed wacker lol

[BobBong]

lol... you all have it wrong.. you can't fight one Raptor because like someone said...they supposedly travelled in packs and hunted in packs also.

to be honest i'd probably get my hands on the largest chainsaw i could find and just try to hold my ground.. there wouldn't be much else you could do anyway..

my second suggestion would be a big clothes dryer that you'd be able to close from the inside...

i'd be more likely to hide until they went away..

[Genuine17]

id get one of those trucks you can rent and just run over the fuckers

[smok3y]

Lol Brilliant thread ..