what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor?

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

lol i wouldnt call its skin " soft "... I have to say a pick axe

[da haze meister]

no haise.. i did lol.. it's comen sence.. u just have to be not baked lol.. use a chain saw.. theres no way the raptors soft skin wouldnt dissapear into a high powerd chain saw.. especially 1 from home depot:dance: lol

well... the mexicans will do anything for some money lol
not the whole race... just the ones outside of home depot
just get like 100 of them and pay them 10 bucks each
they will eat it alive

[AmericanTerrorist]

i bet your reason for betting that is you watched jurassic park

LOL are you just casually being a dick or what??


Yes I loved that movie as a kid which led me to be infatuated with velociraptors, read a bunch of books on them and well thats that story. Nobody is really giving practical answers, an axe/pickaxe is probably the most practical but you are only going to get ONE shot if that, assuming there is only one. Looks like nobody is following the ONE item rule so id change mine to a homemade homedepot 3xplosiv3 or rig a flame thrower out of gas/propane.

[thcbongman]

The sharpest self-powered fan.

I'd also put some charcoal, and matches aside to cook him afterwards :P

[lagstronaut]

Home Depot doesnt carry any practical weapons to fight a fucking dinosaur

i would love to listen in on somebody's conversation and the first thing i hear is that ^


as for me i'd buy a ladder so i could frogsplash the bastard from mad heights

[crudemood]

flame throwing chainsaw

[XThe420KingX]

I have the answer to it all... a Traffic cone. I know what's it for. Can you figure it out?

[Masta Stuff]

I giant Mirror, I could have some fun with that one lol.

[halo]

I have the answer to it all... a Traffic cone. I know what's it for. Can you figure it out?

To put on its head? Like so it runs around and cant find where its going?

[invoke]

60 lbs? I'd get a sledgehammer and whack him 1 in the head so he's woozy and then power bomb him... WWF style. :dance:

btw this thread was funny as fuck to read... fucking genius idea