I've been having boring dreams oas of late.

I'm still dreaming that I'm doing dishes at this resturaunt I used to work at over a year ago. The people are the same, kitchen is a little different, but I wake up sometimes wondering if I have to go to this job in the morning. It's confusing me sometimes!

Last week I had a fucked up dream. I was between this girls legs, and in the dream it sounded like she was having an orgasm. Turns out she was shitting all over my head and boy it was runny. It was like a splash of warm water.

I know, nasty man. I still think about it. What would pocess my mind to have a dream about a shitting fetish? I scare myself sometimes.