Passed

[scottw225]

I had a pre employment piss test.. I used Strip NC, and followed the asprin, b-vitamin, and drinking lots of water. I had a home test from local pharmacy. I took the strip 3 hours before the test.. took the home test.. it was negative, but diluted. I went dropped and passed.. It was LabOne, but anyways.. only had less that 24 hours from last use. I had a bit of time, but Don't eat anything .. I ate 3 hours before,, but this is a colonic.. it will completely flush you out.. I mean.. FLUSH>. Got the job.. got the girl..lol...

scottw225 Reviewed by scottw225 on 07-20-2006. Passed I had a pre employment piss test.. I used Strip NC, and followed the asprin, b-vitamin, and drinking lots of water. I had a home test from local pharmacy. I took the strip 3 hours before the test.. took the home test.. it was negative, but diluted. I went dropped and passed.. It was LabOne, but anyways.. only had less that 24 hours from last use. I had a bit of time, but Don't eat anything .. I ate 3 hours before,, but this is a colonic.. it will completely flush you out.. I mean.. FLUSH>. Rating: 5

[Damon32]

good job buddy....Now go blow a fat one and give that girl the good "Horse-Fucking" she's been looking for all these years.

[stoned in paradise]

Wondering if this would work on a heavy everyday user over 200 lbs? What was the asprin for?

[scottw225]

The Aspirin Dilution Method
Instead of some "Magic Potion," try something that works.

For best results, you should stop smoking for a bare minimum of 48 hours before the test, although the longer you abstain the better your chaces of passing, and I'm sure you dont want to fail.

Step 1- Time permitting, 2-3 days before the test you will want to begin raising you Creatinine levels. Creatine, which metabolizes into Creatinine in 24-48 hours, can be raised with red meat and/or Creatine supplement, available on line or at nutritional food stores. The amounts of Creatinine metabolites are measured as part of the urine integrity check (the check to see if the sample is urine and if it is diluted). Creatinine level must be 20mg/dl or greater. 200-250mg/dl ranges are normal. For more info on Creatine loading go to http://www.healthy.net/asp/template...Article&Id=1188

Step 2- 4-12 hours before the test take 4 aspirin (not Tylenol or Advil). This step may be repeated every 4-6 hours up until 4 hours before the test.

Step 2- 3-4 hours before your test, start by drinking 2, 8oz. glasses of water. Water can be substituted for with Cranberry or fruit juice, power or gator aid, teas or even soft drinks. Then drink another 8oz. every 15 minutes for the next hour for a total of 6 glasses of water (48oz).

Step 3- In about 1 - 2 hours (depending on your system) you should be voiding â??clearâ?? urine about every 15 - 20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 oz. more water to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes.

Step 4- 1-2 hours before the test, take vitamin B2 or B complex (about 10 times the daily recommended dosage). If the vitamins are time release, crush them before taking. You may also take vitamin B with each glass of water, 2 times the daily dosage, if you find it easier.

That's it! Within 30 - 45 minutes of taking your vitamins, if you took your vitamin B in 1 dose, your pee should turn from clear to "vitamin" yellow and remain so for the next 2-4 voids. Be sure you have voided diluted urine at least 3-4 times before you test. It is always best to do a practice run as everyone is different and times may vary. Good luck, remember to post your results, and donâ??t forget that a diluted results, while not the results wanted, IS NOT a failed results but may require a re-test.

I weigh over 200 lbs, and it worked, smoke all day everyday

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

^ great advise, thanks :thumbsup:

[stoned in paradise]

Thanks for the info on The Aspirin Dilution Method, but aspirin thins the blood and is taboo for those of us on coumadin as combining the two could possibly induce uncontrolled bleeding from areas you don't want to bleed from, however this makes me wonder if the coumadin I take daily would possibly act as a aspirin substitute and just follow the rest of the steps to acheive the desired results:dance: