Never been caught at school, i was caught by a parole office

My Xhusband was on parole so we never smoked in the house, and she never ever came to our house in 2 yrs, well one day we thought we were in the clear because he was susposeed to be off and we blazed in the bathroom, well low and behold there was a knock on the door when i go to answer it i froze and panicked, i was sooo blazed, i answer it and she comes in haha the whole house smells like weed i run back to the bathroom and lock my self in so i didnt have to face no one i was scurd, she takes my X outside and once she found out it was weed and not meth he was doing she didnt care, i was shocked. She was acctually coming over to give him his discharge papers she said and i quote "Id much rather have my guys smoking pot, than attacking me i have no problem with marijuana, I think she smokes, well she took our bong and the rest of our gooooooddddddddd stuff thank god she didnt go into the room and find the rest of the stash he he i think she smoked it haha
he had to do an extra month and when he went to report she told him they were laughing so hard in the car when they left our house and she was trying not to laugh when we were outside talking to her because she said i looked really stoned, anywayz the morale of the story is NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING and dont get caught slippin by the state oops