Well, Orangeman, I hope you'll be pleased to know that there's a little orange tabby kitty who belongs to the people next door but who spends most of his time over here because I feed him and love him and he likes to play with my animals.

Anyway, I've just officially changed his name from Tiger to Orangeman in your honor. He's the sweetest kitty, and I love him. I really did just announce to my family, "OK, from now on, we're calling him Orangeman instead of Tiger after Orangeman on the boards." I'll hang onto him, and if you ever want to come to Texas for a visit, you can come down here and visit me and take him home as your souvenir. He needs someone to love him and take care of him (which is why he lives over here with me instead of with my neighbors). NOW you have a kitty.