What do you plan to smoke before doing...

[orangeman]

Cant get high before going to church. Too many people in the church know me and know I dont smoke and I cant risk them saying shit. If I dont smell like skunk my eyes will be low lol!

orangeman Reviewed by orangeman on 07-19-2006. What do you plan to smoke before doing... For example, i always smoke before driver's ed, because as long as you get a 60% its just like getting a 100%.. perfect class to go baked to. I also smoke before things that i dont look forward to that are really boring, like church. you? Rating: 5

[mowie wowie]

I usually smoke some weed before Im about to smoke some more weed.

heh you reminded me of

"i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke 2 more"

-sublime

[Pride]

One time I went to school baked and had to do an interview with the school drug counselor, and my eyes were red as fuck. Man, that sucked!

Holy shit I wanna hear about that! TELL US! :dance:

I try hard to smoke before I ever eat because if I eat dinner before I smoke, I know I'm just gonna eat more after I smoke.

I like to set up a good movie and pause it right when the opening credits are over (sometimes opening credits are fun to zone out to when you're high though. Even the opening credits to 7 Samurai were fun).

Basically- for a perfect high that will have no small chores to do, just set things up before you smoke.
Example:
When I swim, I put on my swimming trunks, grab a towel, etc- before I smoke so that way, I can just head right out the door instead of slowly trying to gather my thoughts and make sure I have everything ready. Sometimes I would go to the pool and realize I forgot my fucking towel!

[MetFan3125]

Holy shit I wanna hear about that! TELL US! :dance:

haha, ok.

it started to get an interview with a public official for a project based on a public policy issue (ours was should illegal drugs be made legal ). me and my friend went to the courthouse to interview a judge, but they were all bias questions. Anyhoo, we went in and told our teacher the next day (me = :stoned: ), and she said we could go to the drug counselor right now because she's friends with her. So of course, I begin to panic, and as we walk in my teacher says "Ok, here are my druggie students, although I shouldn't be saying that in here. Mrs. ______ (don't remember name) can you please give these boys an interview for a few minutes? blah blah blah". so I'm going into "what the fuck" mode, being nervous and scared outta my mind. So as the interview went on, my friend later said to me "Dude, ur eyes got redder and redder as that interview went on". I was so nervous it killed my buzz, then I went to Physics with BAKED eyes. But, I laughed it off with a nice after-school bowl. good times goin to school high :thumbsup:

[dejayou30]

Basically- for a perfect high that will have no small chores to do, just set things up before you smoke.

yes! i hate when i'm like "well i'm getting ready to ______" and someone's like oh i'll come too lets smoke first and then we smoke and i have to wait for whoever to round their shit up and try to find all of my shit all stoned. it sucks.

[mowie wowie]

me and my friend went to the courthouse to interview a judge

you interviewed the judge?!?! nice!