How much pot did my friend take from his bro's stash? Had to be at least an ounce. His brother had two pounds in a big bag that he hid in a Hot Wheels box beneath his bed, thinking we were too old to play Hot Wheels anymore, at age 15. Hah, how wrong he was! He sold the pot to pay his way through college at UMSL.

My friend's brother found out we were raiding his stash, so he started putting it in a wooden box with a lock on it, and kept that in the freezer. Like that would stop us -- we started taking the hinges off the back with a screwdriver and bypassing the lock entirely. Heh.