Oh man, I'm totally screwing myself over. I was clean for two weeks. Then smoked the past two nights. But I drink like a 64 oz. bottle of water a day. I wouldn't say my metabolism is that fast. I'm like 5'9..195(yea, I'm a heffer). But I'm out of work right now, So I haven no money to buy any detox, and I don't know when I'll get called in. I applied at a store my mom works at, who should told me drug tests. Now, If I fail, my mom will most likely find out, and then I'm going to get in trouble with the parentals, and very likely be kicked out of my house. the thing is, if they call me back, I can't refuse the job or my parents will be on my ass about being unemployed.

So from everything everyone's said I've gathered.. drink lots of fluids, increase creatine, and exercise (but not right before your test).

HAH. can we say royally screwed?