I've had to many jobs to tell all my stories but I will share just a few.

1) I worked at a Resort on a lake. I was the dock boy. Every morning I would arrive very stoned and have to clean the showers for the over night boaters to use. One morning I was cleaning the shower when an 80 year old man walked in. He looked at me ONCE and knew I smoked. My eyes where clear as ever because I don't like people thinking I'm just some stoner because I didn't put in eye drops. Well this guy sat down in a chair took off his shoe and pulled a joint out. I was trippin. He said "I know you smoke so do you mind if I do?" What was I going to say, No. I kept cleaning until he finally said "Well are you comeing over here to hit this or am I to old to smoke with." I laughed a lot and smoked with him. Come to find out he was a head guy for a news network you might know. ABC. He was a top dog that retired and got a sail boat so he could cruise down to jamacia (spellings off). That joint was one of the most memorible jays for me. Crazy old man. I hope he's doing good.

2) After leaving the dock work I tried the hotel business. I was lucky enough to be working on New Years of 2000. My boss told me that it was going to be busy but we had rooms left if I wanted to rent them out to a few friends. Well, ha ha my few friends ended up to be over 250 people from all over the small towns of Kentucky. I gave a room out to a coke head friend of mine and he said he had a gift for me since he didn't have to pay for the room. Around 1 am of 2000 I went to the room and on the desk my name was spelled out in coke. Very good night after that. Around three I was in the back office smoking a couple of joints with some friends when I looked out the window to see six cop cars and they were all comeing in. I ran to the desk and since I did some yahyo my eyes were wide open. The police walked in and everyone ran to their rooms. A few people that didn't make it were young and I got to dial their parents numbers for the police. Most where my friends and most knew what I was up to in the back. How ever the police didn't and well two days later I got fired because of the video camera's in the front. My boss didn't like seeing 250 teenagers or close to teen agers smoking pot and cigs in the front lobby.

3) While working for a pest company thay gave me my own van. My first day with the trainer before I was aloud to take the van we got into the topic of drugs. The guy told me he had stopped smoking pot because he thought the company did drug test but after a few months of not taking a drug test he was ready to start back up. In my lunch bag I had two joints rolled up. I leaned over and said "So if I had some pot you'd smoke right." He said he would so I pulled out a joint. He was terrified by the size like all women never mind. He started to smoke with me and the next thing I knew I dropped him off at a park near the next job site and he sleeped. I had to go and do the job myself with ot training. Good thing it was only spray base boards in the house and the lawn out side. Very simple job. When I came back he was passed out under a tree snorring. I had to honk the horn three times to wake him up. After that he didn't ride with me well kind of at least. I'd give him a joint and drop him off at my house while I went to do the work. Thinking that one day when I train some one I'll do the same thing. Well the job didn't last that long because of other drugs. But I'm done with those and am much happier.

Rev. Michael T
Soldier for Christ and Cannabis