I Just Told My Mom That I Smoke Weed

[mojoke]

I won't deal out of my house, I'll just be going places and dealing what I'm bringing around with me. I'll deal mostly to people I know, and only my friends will know where I grow... the people that buy from me won't even know where I live. I realize dealing is a big risk to take, but even if I was being careless, it's not like I'm going to deal to an undercover cop or something. There aren't any 16-17 year old cops.

With the amount of money that I can be making, dealing is just too good of an opportunity to pass up.

I am not going to say you are retarded, that would be a "personal attack", but if i were able to say you are retarded, i would.


instead of saying all the reasons why you shouldn't sell i will just tell you that out of all the dealers i know (probly around 10) all of them have felony records.