my mum absolutely hates drugs, she thinks weed is the same as heroin even though i have explained the differences many times. She caught me smoking a spliff in the back garden one day when she came home unexpectedly from work. She went absolutely nuts and took me to the local police station to confess my sins (haha), not that the cop gave a shit, he just told me off to please her and shut her up. Anyway the worst of it was when she went back to work (in the local supermarket where everybody knows everybody) and told her nosy bitch friends that she had caught me JACKING UP (she doesnt know what this means by the way) in the garden, so now everytime i go to bloody asda i get daggers and looks of disgust off her mates for being the wayward daughter from hell x x x x