okay....... no rolling tobacco, no taking like a month. Just get a joint worth the weed and a pack of papers (job 1.5 to learn on) and roll that same joint 42 or 36 times (depending on how many leaves you have. I know some smokers would never re roll a joint 30+ times with the same weed because of how it makes the weed shity to do that.... BUT Since your obvisoly not a regular user (being that you cant roll a "j") you wont tell the difference. IT ALL PRETTY MUCH BOILS DOWN TO THIS, PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT, keep on rolling and you will keep on learning...

ps. you can do the "cone trick" mentioned above, or bend the corners of the paper before you put the weed in, this is called "the boat trick" being that you bend the paper to make it look like a boat, or better yet one i still use sometimes. called the "dollar bill trick" when you roll a shit joint and roll a dollar bill around it to help tighten and even it out

good luck